Whole Foods Rick Roll

Today, I’m at Whole Foods picking up some sushi and contemplating whether or not I can afford their thirteen dollar six-packs (I cannot), and while I’m trying to determine which spicy tuna roll I’m going to purchase, I look down at my foot and its tapping. The hypochondriac in me starts thinking I’ve got Parkinson’s, but upon further observation I notice a number of the other customers are foot-tapping and head-bobbing. And then I get a listen to the song Whole Foods is blasting through the store, “Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you …’

Nicely played Whole Foods, nicely played, but I’ll get mine.