Blade Runner

I had four pints and played five games of pinball and then I watched the Final Ultimate Director’s Cut of Blade Runner and now I have to admit it is totally clear from the plot and the editing … I am a replicant.

I wonder how long I have to live.

Who isn’t?

Today while I was riding my bicycle past the capital building, I saw the Sasquatch holding an Obama sign.  I shouted out, ‘Hey, Sasquatch, you caucusing for Obama tonight?’ and he shouted back, ‘Who isn’t?’

I didn’t even know he was a Democrat.